Hakim Draper is the Director of Affiliate Relations for Sheet Happens Prep and MorningProducer.com. He is also a part-time animal trainer who collects pet rocks, enjoys music by Yanni and drinks Zima. Hakim also lives at home with his mother.

E-mail: hakim@sheethappensprep.com

Mad Dog is Sheet Happens Prep's Parody Production Director and the co-owner of Sheet Happens Prep's sister company, MorningProducer.com. Born on a small farm in Blue Ball Pennsylvania , Mad Dog, whose real name is actually Zacharius Stolzfus, is the only known Amish Broadcaster in Pennsylvania . His career began 10 years ago as a "horse and buggy" traffic reporter and currently enjoys doing mornings on the Amish answer to the classic hits "Jack" format "Jake"...churning them out ten in a row! In addition to radio, he also enjoys barn raisings, shaving sheep and an occasional Ying Ling Lager (don't tell the parson).

Parody - "My Hump" by Mad Dog and The Hunchback of Notre Dame is a Halloween parody of "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas

Parody - "Redneck Fright Club" is a Country parody by Mad Dog and is a take off on Craig Morgan's "Redneck Yacht Club."

Elic Thomas is a good ol' Country boy from the Carolinas. He is Sheet Happens Prep's Assistant Parody Production Director and the co-owner of Sheet Happens Prep's sister company, MorningProducer.com. Elic has been a Morning Show Producer for some of America's highest rated morning shows and in 2004, won the $10,000 Radio Comedy Competition with his "Blondestar" bit. Elic now hosts his own morning show and enjoys saying the word, "Werrrrrrrd".

Parody - "Blondestar" by Elic Thomas

Lorenzo Fenix is the Executive Editor of Sheet Happens Prep Latino. The Dominican native was raised in the Bronx, where his failed attempts to become a Major League Baseball player and a Merengue singer left him with no other option than producing and writing prep for New York's highest-rated Latino morning shows.

Garry O'Neal is Sheet Happens Prep's Custom Music Producer and the co-owner of Sheet Happens Prep's sister company, MorningProducer.com. He creates all of the custom music beds and jingles for our service and has done morning drive in Las Vegas, Denver and Minneapolis. Garry lives in Vegas and runs his own production company, which specializes in doing voice-overs, commercials, and production music. Remember - "What Happens In Vegas .. Stays In Vegas!"

Richie No Neck is a Sheet Happens Prep Audio Producer. He graduated summa cum laude from the Connecticut School Of Broadcasting in New York and is working on his Masters in audio production, coffee retrieval and gopher mechanics. The truth is No Neck knows a guy who knows a guy that paid a guy to whack the rest of his graduating class. So he was top and bottom and the only one who graduated. Richie is also Jeff's Morning Show Producer. His lawyer said we are not allowed to disclose any more information that might incriminate him in any, shape or form. Fugeddaboutit!!!

Nikki St. John is a Sheet Happens Prep Audio Producer and the Morning Drive Host at Q96, WQQB/Champaign, Illinois. "I come from "The Loo" (St. Louis) for those of you who need to catch up…and I eat, sleep, and breathe morning radio! I LOVE chocolate and massive amounts of white wine, in case anyone ever has a question as far as gifts go…and THAT is also why I have a personal trainer! I have a brat dog, named Jacques and a cat that I see every now and again…when she's hungry."

David Bello is the Director of Production for Sheet Happens Prep Latino. He's been in the business for 14 years with companies such as HBC, Univision, SBS y Clear Channel.

Rob Jenners, or "Jenners" as he is known on South Florida and Atlanta radio, began his broadcasting career in 2001 after losing his job as a telemarketer at American Express. A lot of hard work and general insanity landed him an internship with the Paul & Young Ron Show on Miami's rock station 94.9 Zeta. After several months of breaking his back as an intern, he was hired as their Morning Show Producer as well as an On-Air Personality. In 2005, Jenners won the "Parody Song of the Year" Award at Don Anthony's Morning Show Boot Camp. In 2006, he left Miami for Atlanta to co-host and executive produce "The New Morning X" on 99X. Following a format change at 99X, he moved on to sister station 680 The Fan and is now the Production Director for Atlanta's biggest sports station. He is married to his beautiful wife Shannon and has three incredible step-kids! In his free time he enjoys Cup O' Noodles soup, superheroes and making Things That Sound Dirty, But Aren't.